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#1
joobies just gave her dog strawberry jello
i hope she poops red tomorrow and her parents freak out thinking its blood
that'll be the peak of my excitement here so far
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#2
wouldn't an orgasm be the peak of your excitement?
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#3
The bitch won't let him get some...

















































































































Dogs can be such teases sometimes.
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#4
worst use of delay ever.
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#5
the "spaced out" punchline type post annoys me
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#6
i don't think she pooped red, but even if she did joobies told her mom about it just in case. what a party pooper
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#7
Are her parents cool enough to let you two sleep in the same bed?
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#8
Didn't you read his two bitches thread?
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#9
her parents let us. but when she sleeps over my house my mom doesn't
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#10
my ex's mom wouldn't let us sleep in the same bed. she would always say "not until you're 21".

what the hell is the difference?
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#11
Some parents are just clueless. What the hell do they think two people do in a committed relationship do? Hold hands and loving gaze into each others eyes and not fuck each other silly?
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#12
his dad would always bitch that all we did was rent videos instead of going out.

THINK MAN, THINK!
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