In North Dakota, it's -56 degrees outside.

[Kid Afrika]

That may be true, but it has no effect on the actual temperature.

i.e. - I'm eating shit, but it tastes like strawberries. YOU'RE STILL EATING SHIT!!!

[Danked]

I don't think there's any wardrobe department at The Weather Channel. It looks like they dress themselves.

And they don't get paid well apparently.

[Kid Afrika]

That reminds me, is the "naked news" still around? That was good stuff.