my neighbors

[HedCold]

so today i come home and my nieces were over for the 3rd straight day, so i asked my sister jokingly "why the hell are they here again"
apparently one of my jew neighbors had people over or something, and were going to go into a pool, but couldn't because it was dirty. so, they decided to ask my mom if it was okay to use our pool. my mom i guess didn't know what to say so just said yes.
because they're hassidic (sp?) jews they really shouldn't be interacting with us jesus believers, so my mom called up my sister and told her to bring the kids over. this way when they would go into the pool the jews would have to leave.
sure enough they did.

so apparently its okay to use our pool, but as long as we're not around. and you know if something dumb would have happened where a kid was retarded and got hurt they would have sued us for everything.

[GonzoStyle]

That's what you get for fuckin with them jews, I warned you.

[Sweet Angel]

I hate when people (especially kids) ask to use my pool. I think it's incredibly rude. Get your own friggin pool, or go down to the lake or the beach.

It's way too much responsibility having kids in your pool.

[Goatweed]

I hope you cleaned that pool really well after they got out.

[IrishAlkey]

Burn a cross on their lawn.

[HedCold]

That's what you get for fuckin with them jews, I warned you.

i didn't do anything!

[The Sleeper]

did they keep their yamulcha's on whilst swimming?

[HedCold]

i wasn't home, so i don't know

[The Sleeper]

so ask whoever was home if this occurred!

[HedCold]

i'll see what i can find out

[Goatweed]

well???

[Mad]

Set up a web cam with a switch to drop a plugged in toaster into the pool.

You are an Internet Hipster, right?

[HedCold]

well???

my mom is sleeping. she's the one who was home at the time

[diceisgod]

Their pool was dirty because they had a family reunion and half of the people that showed up were ashes.

[Mad]

Did their towels have holes in them?

[Goatweed]

Their pool was dirty because they had a family reunion and half of the people that showed up were ashes.

this is hysterical - bravo, sir

[Keyser Soze]

tell those christ killers to go jump in the ocean

[drusilla]

that whole thing might be the dumbest thing i ever heard.

[GonzoStyle]

next time throw a bunch of pennies in the pool and watch them all drown while trying to get them all off the pool floor.