How could I embarass myself even more...

[GonzoStyle]

Than my ice slipping incident?

The answer happened today. I was on my way to the store today and as I am standing on the corner waiting to cross the street and I see several bees. I am a fuckin sniveling cunt when it comes to bees, I turn into a 4 year old girl who's seeing her first horror film.

I start waving at them like a fuckin moron and what happens next? They don't just sting me they choose to fly up my pant leg and sting me right below my ass.

I start doing the ashlee simpson jig in the middle of the street and they're repairing the elevated train tracks so theres a bunch of MTA workers staring and pointing. The niggers at the bus stop waiting for the bus to get to kingsborough community college are staring at me and laughing.

This is all while they are flying up my pants, then the two stings come and I start running in a circle slapping my ass like i'm riding an imaginary horse all the while yelling "woo woo woo".

That was the most uncomfortable walk home, in so many ways.

I get home and realized I still gotta go to the store...

[Mad]

Did you get it on tape?

[GonzoStyle]

Yes cause I always make sure to carrry a video camera everywhere I go, i'll post it on foundry music later on.

[Mad]

You really should consider having a film crew follow you around. It would be so much better then all the crap reality programs out there now.



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[GonzoStyle]

It'd be like a license to print money.

[Mad]

Precisely, get Hollywood on the phone!

[The Sleeper]

[alkey]i don't think they make big enough lenses[/alkey]

[GonzoStyle]

My ass is so fuckin sore right now, I dunno if its from the bee sting or from me smacking it.

[Arpikarhu]

i have the movie in my head of this incident and i cant stop chuckling. i curse the god who made sure i wasnt there to see this live.

[GonzoStyle]

i have the movie in my head of this incident and i cant stop chuckling. i curse the god who made sure i wasnt there to see this live.

I thought of you as soon as I stopped crying.

[Arpikarhu]

it pleases me to know that your humiliation makes you think of me.

[GonzoStyle]

If it's gonna be an icy winter you will never leave my thoughts.