I miss arpi.....

[fbd]

rereads, gives self high five for excellence in prose::

prose doesnt rhyme, dumbass

[Ken'sPen]

::rereads again.....holy shit it rhymes::

[Luna]

The Key To Successful Housetraining
Is Prevention, Not Punishment


Veterinary Exam & Urine/Fecal Check

Your puppy's state of health will affect his ability to be successfully housetrained (housebroken). Make sure your puppy is seen by a vet within 48 hours of his coming home from the breeder or animal shelter. If your puppy does not receive a "clean bill of health", it is important that any physical conditions that can impede successful housetraining (such as cystitis, bladder infection, etc.) be properly treated. A fecal check will determine whether worms or internal parasites are present. (There are several types of worms that are not visible except under a microscope. Also, fleas can cause tapeworm.)


Feed Your Puppy A High-Quality Puppy Food

A consistent diet of a high-quality premium brand dry (kibble) puppy food is recommended. Avoid feeding your puppy table scraps or changing brands unnecessarily. If you should need to change your puppy's food for any reason, do it gradually over a period of 4 to 7 days (by overlapping both the old and the new puppy food together, until the old food is phased out completely). [Note: Feeding your puppy lots of canned dog food can loosen his stool, making it harder to housebreak him.]


Close Supervision Is Essential

Close supervision is essential any time your puppy is not crated indoors (or confined to a small area covered with newspapers) . It only takes a few seconds for your puppy to have a housesoiling accident, so watch for signs that your puppy may need to eliminate, such as sniffing the floor, circling, or running out of sight suddenly.

[Hey Ladi]

Alright, who's turn was it to watch him?!! :poke: OAS, did you forget to let him out this morning?

[Ken'sPen]

Ladi,
you can spank me but only if you dress for the occassion.

[Hey Ladi]

Then you would enjoy it, and that would be Positive Reinforcement

[Luna]

Then you would enjoy it, and that would be Positive Reinforcement

:thumbs-up: :thumbs-up: :thumbs-up: :thumbs-up:

[OAS]

OAS, did you forget to let him out this morning?

Shit no. I hoped, I mean thought he had been run over by a car.

[Ken'sPen]

OAS since I started a retarded thread, I won't count these against you,
carry on.......... ;-)

[Luna]

Intermittent Reinforcement: Any schedule of reinforcement which does not provide reinforcement following each desired response. Behaviors which are reinforced on an intermittent schedule are more resistant to extinction.

[Gooch]

poor lil Ken, sad and blue,
Arpi's with Gonzo, yes it's true.
Threads a plenty, rhymes not prose,
we need more boobs, not trailer ho's.
Is Ken depressed, would he even tell us so?
Perhaps he needs rest, and stop the NoDoze.

[Hey Ladi]

we need more boobs, not trailer ho's.

sorry wrong board :fuckoff: you lose

[Ken'sPen]

Gooch quit beggin for boobs,
it is just sad. :-p

[Gooch]

couldn't think of anything better to rhyme with prose.


New version:

poor lil Ken, sad and blue,
Arpi's with Gonzo, yes it's true.
Threads a plenty, rhymes not prose,
OAS wonders if Ken posts wearing pantyhose.
Is Ken depressed, would he even tell us so?
Perhaps he needs rest, and stop the NoDoze.

[DGW]

A fecal check will determine whether worms or internal parasites are present.

So Luna is volunteering to check Ken's stool?????

[Arthur Dent]

Gooch quit beggin for boobs,
it is just sad.

Yeah, thought he had his own. hence, the diet.

[Luna]

So Luna is volunteering to check Ken's stool?????

No, I am not, smartypants! :-p

[Ken'sPen]

She nulled the examination.

[Hey Ladi]

couldn't think of anything better to rhyme with prose.

I've worked really hard at my Trailer Park status, I can't take you knocking it :toast:

[OAS]

OAS wonders if Ken posts wearing pantyhose.

Gooch, that is just fucking sick.

Oh wait come to think of it, if he is wearing them around his neck and is swinging from one end of them, then maybe your not so sick. :bouncer: