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What do you bring? - A "typical" dent post.
#1
When your going to someone's house, what do you bring?

Cake? Cookies? Wine?

I like to bring a crumb cake from the German bakery near where I live. 2" thick and 1-3/4" of it is pure crumb.
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#2
i like cinnabons. you can bring me some if you want.
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#3
:fuggin: weed if I have it, rum and coke if I don't
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#4
Rope, twine, gags, blindfolds.......you know, the essentials :thumbs-up:
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#5
Quote:Rope, twine, gags, blindfolds.......you know, the essentials

electical tape, clothespins, zip ties, thumb cuffs...

Must go over well when visiting relatives. :crackhead:
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#6
I try not to visit people. That way I don't need to bring gifts.
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#7
Quote:Must go over well when visiting relatives.

Yours never seem to mind.....oh wait, I must gag them first in order to stop the incessant whining, that's right :poke:
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Quote:Yours never seem to mind.....oh wait, I must gag them first in order to stop the incessant whining, that's right

That's an image I didn't need this morning. Undecided
Seeing one of my relatives in the same position as the chick in Rape's sig is not the way to start a a day.
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#9
I stop at the nearest cemetery and pick up some nice fresh flowers.
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#10
Chlamydia
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#11
My rugged good looks and magnetic personality......

and a case of beer.
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#12
Don't forget your foot stool, so your feet don't dangle off the edge of the couch... :thumbs-up:
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#13
depends:

good dinner = wine
bbq= beer
just going to hang out= cake and such.
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#14
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Rope, twine, gags, blindfolds.......you know, the essentials


electrical tape, clothespins, zip ties, thumb cuffs...
You asses forgot duct tape!!
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#15
What's wrong, you too good for electrical tape? Who gives a shit as long as it does what its supposed to
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#16
Quote:good dinner = wine

I knew that I was all growns up the day I found myself asking, "What are you cooking, so I know whether to bring white or red wine?"
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#17
Quote:You asses forgot duct tape!!

Electrical tape doesn't stick to skin the way duct tape does. And the shiny black looks cooler. :moonie: :lol:

Hey, VG. What kinda beer? :toast:
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#18
Quote:I knew that I was all growns up the day I found myself asking, "What are you cooking, so I know whether to bring white or red wine?"

heh, red or white...bah, i bring my arbor mist, all my friends are as cheap as i am :-)

Quote:Hey, VG. What kinda beer?

sam addams, perferably cherry wheat :toast:
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#19
True, but it is easier to wrap electrical tape around the wrists and ankles many times to secure the binding. That and you can mark them with an "X" easier with electrical tape...IMO
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#20
But electrical tape doesn't give you that cool "kwiiiiisssk" sound that duct tape makes when you yank it off the roll.
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