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Im a dope.
#1
i don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. lately i have been doing very stupid things.

on monday i went back up to school to buy my books, when i realized i really had to tinkle. so as i ran around the corner to the bathroom, i just pused the door open and ran in. i though it my self...HMMMMMM this bathroom looks diffrent then i remebered, why are there only two stalls? then i look to my left....and what do i see? URINALS! AHHHHHHH. i screamed like a little bitch and ran out.

THEN today, i went to return a cd i had just bought because it had a skip in it. i get back to my car, and what do i see sitting on my car seat? my fucking keys! i had to sit there for an hour till my sister got there with the spare keys.

so i dont know what is wrong with me as of lately, i hope this goes away.
anybody else been doing stupid things?
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#2
You don't even wanna know.

Just read my status for the short version.
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#3
god may hate you.
but i love you. :loveya:
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#4
i read this thread. does that count?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#5
My nickname in college was "Boner"

Do the math :clueless:
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#6
Love you too, my tasty virgin.

*touch*

Doc, try fucking.

That may help with the boner problem.
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#7
I once let alkey touch my penis. :disappointed:
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#8
no im not stalking you. but i do have an iron clad memory, wasn't it cause you had a lot of friends named mike? i remember reading that somewhere on here or that other place. either that or imjust crazy.
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#9
I once let my finger touch Maynard's penis.
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#10
how did you know im tasty?
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#11
Cause I told him you were.
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#12
Common sense.
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#13
We all have our bad days/months/years.. I am currently finally starting to come out of about 3 bad years. Things have really turned around for me this past 9 months. It will turn around eventually.
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#14
Quote:I once let alkey touch my penis.
Quote:I once let my finger touch Maynard's penis.

that's sexy.
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#15
Only in theory, sweety.
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#16
Only if you were watching would it have been sexy.
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#17
i'd watch.
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#18
yes....i know you would.

But does it have to be with alkey? Can I pick someone else? He's got crotch crickets. Undecided
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#19
I'm a dope:

I gave Maynard 10 stars, now I am reading about penis touching and crotch crickets, that is 6 star material at best.
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#20
Can you hear the crotch crickets parking?
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