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Sick ward check in - No, not mentally, that would be everyone
#1
Seems like everyone is sick right now. Please check in with your ailment and meds. That way we know who to stay away from and what drugs we can cop off you.


Ailment: Broncitis
Drugs: Vicodin Tussin and Bioxin Antibiotics
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#2
Sexual

Masturbation
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#3
None

NyQuil
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#4
Hangnail

Demoral
<font color=8D38C9>Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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#5
AIDS

Robitussin.
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#6
Herniated Disc

Ibuprofen
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#7
Broken Leg

Robitussin
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#8
Rub some tussin on it, boy.
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#9
I thought it was funny that the prescription syrup i got actually says VICODIN TUSSIN on it. I kid you not.
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#10
Pink Eye

Preparation H
<font color=8D38C9>Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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#11
Anal Warts

Topical creme and a blunt.
<span style='color:orange'>4 times? 4 times and now im a fag?</span>
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#12
Genital warts

Robitussin
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#13
Canker Sores

Tums
<font color=8D38C9>Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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#14
If the bottle is almost empty, add some water...MORE TUSSIN
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#15
Why is it some women don't wanna give up the big piece of chicken? Some women won't give it up, WHO THE FUCK IS YOU, TO TAKE THE BIG PIECE OF CHICKEN?
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#16
We don't need prayer in schools...WE NEED THE TOSSED SALAD MAN IN SCHOOL...Hey Billy, you gotta D, guess what...NOOOOOO, IMA LEARN TO READ
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#17
Strained groin, twisted knee, wrist contusion, headache, exhaustion,

water and caffeine.
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#18
I ain't never been to jail.

YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO, LOW EXPECTATION HAVING MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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#19
Flu-like cold


Medication: Vitamins, Tylenol Flu & Cold, Juice
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.



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#20
hangover

:fuggin:
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