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I was in this restaurant the other night and I asked this little chink waiter if I could have something to eat my noodles with. So the fucking guy reaches down on the table and hands me two little sticks. So I grabs one of them and jab it into his fucking eyeball and I screams, "NOW GO GET ME A FORK YOU FUCKING GOOK!!!" He did.
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it's really hard to find a good Chinese restaurant.
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So unlike the whore houses.
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I prefer General Tso's chicken with Vegetable Lo Mein. Eggdrop Wonton Soup is good too.
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I would have read about that in the news.
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Oh yeah i forgot. I saw this Indian walking down the street. So I thought I'd be a nice guy and restrain him til the zookeepers came.
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all in the same night? it's never a dull moment with DIG, is it?
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I do my part to help protect endangered species. What the fuck is an Indian anyway? Are they more related to chickens or those little birds that sit on horses and pick the parasites and lice of their backs? It's difficult to tell cause they all have different colored feathers on their heads. I forget what the tour lady said my last stop at the wildlife preserve.
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YOU SIR,
are racially insensitive.
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go redskins :rofl: :rofl:
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choke on it,
like the giants, Whackbag.
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the giants...who choked IN THE PLAYOFFS
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Wait, is this another cryptic lesson about where to keep your condoms?
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I think it's more of a secret message to the hippies...
<font color=8D38C9>Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.