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Our hero, Andrew wakes up in a motel, some seedy roadside motel. He went there for a meeting, but now he wakes up in a pool of blood. He wakes up groggy & seeing the blood, he drops the knife from his hand & quickly checks for holes in himself, ::phew:: none.
Thunder breaks in the distance & a lonely dog howls in the rain. Andrew stumbles to his feet. The beds are still neatly made, but there was a bottle thrown against the door. Two glasses sit out on the table.
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and they all lived happily ever after.
the end
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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you have to shit on everything don't you
you can't let someone have some fun with out putting your two fucking cents in
such a little bitch :disappointed:
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i am sorry :-(
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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......... ok ......... as a gesture of good faith, will you add something constructive to the story?
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As he gets up, he notices that penis is chopped off.. He starts yelling and screaming.. now he knows where all the blood came from.. he runs to the bathroom and notices he has the word "Arpikarhu" tattoo on his forehead and ass. "what could that mean? when did i get those?"
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Quote:Our hero, Andrew wakes up in a motel, some seedy roadside motel. He went there for a meeting, but now he wakes up in a pool of blood. He wakes up groggy & seeing the blood, he drops the knife from his hand & quickly checks for holes in himself, ::phew:: none.
Thunder breaks in the distance & a lonely dog howls in the rain. Andrew stumbles to his feet. The beds are still neatly made, but there was a bottle thrown against the door. Two glasses sit out on the table.
andrew sits back on the bed. Running his fingers through his tousled hair he tries to piece together the jumbled images from the night.
suddenly he notices that the shower in the adjoining bathroom is running. grabbing the lamp from the bedside table as a make shift weapon he heads to the bathroom. the door is ajar and he can see in the partially fogged mirror a figure in the shower. he kicks the door open the rest of the way and charges in. andrew lifts the lamp overhead and rips back the shower curtain....
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I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:andrew lifts the lamp overhead and rips back the shower curtain....
there's a homeless looking man, sleeping at the bottom, water falling on his head
Edited By Hey Ladi on 1044287927
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anyone anyone? Beuler Beuler? :poke:
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the homeless man has Andrew's penis...but not in his hands...
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and he is wearing a sombrero
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and a condom on each ear...
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and is carrying a bag of puppy skulls
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Andrew turns the shower to cold and wakes up the bum...
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"wow, that was some party" He gets up & drips out the door, carrying his bag of puppy skulls. Andrew's penis nearly goes down the drain before he can catch it.
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