Status

[Galt]

Remember when mine said "I make women cry during sex."? Man, that was a good one.

That one, and "I'd rather be drinking Hybrid's urine" were classics. Although the Hybrid's urine thing was only there for like a day.

[The Sleeper]

Statuses are so late 2000-early 2001 oa.com

[IrishAlkey]

Remember when your name stood for "Opie and Anthony always win in the end"?

That was great.

[Galt]

yeah. And remember when you were a cool board member who was anti-establishment before you up and got your own board, joined the machine, and tried to be a mucky muck?

And Sleeper has been "spongeworthy" for too long.

[The Sleeper]

remember when you thought making a new oa.com board was a good idea? that was AWESOME!

[Galt]

LET'S START UP A BOARD DEDICATED TO SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!

Next up: Misfits of Science: The messageboard!

[The Sleeper]

Anybody up for a "Life Goes On" Message board? We can all have Corky avatars!

[IrishAlkey]

Can't we keep talking about statuses?

[Galt]

I learned from your status that you have insanely disproportioned ears.

[IrishAlkey]

It says that nowhere in my status.

You are a fibber.

[The Sleeper]

"Spongeworthy" is the only thing in my status that is even accurate :16:

[IrishAlkey]

Your apartment is mopworthy.

[Galt]

I learned about your giant expanding, loose-cartilage, old-man ear from one of your previous statusi

[The Sleeper]

that's just the tile design :angry:

[IrishAlkey]

that's just the tile design :angry:

I was unaware that Home Depot now offers a grime pattern.

[IrishAlkey]

I learned about your giant expanding, loose-cartilage, old-man ear from one of your previous statusi

You're better than this.

[The Sleeper]

it gives it that extra urban feel

[Galt]

Not anymore. I've lost my posting mojo.

[IrishAlkey]

it gives it that extra urban feel

Which is then offset by the gourmet pizza.

[The Sleeper]

which is offset again by tortilla flavored tequila