If there is but one rule I live by it's...

[Danked]

I learned it from watching you, ok?

[GonzoStyle]

Dankeds one rule seems to be to live by many rules.

[Danked]

An observant little bee, aren't you?

[Danked]

...give Zippy Aidsface a chance.

[Arpikarhu]

cologne + balls = bad

[GonzoStyle]

If a stranger stops you in the street immediatly pretend you don't speak english, saves you time.

[The Sleeper]

If a stranger stops you in the street immediatly pretend you don't speak english, saves you time.

i am totally doin this from now on

[GonzoStyle]

It's the best with panhandlers and other dregs of society.

Use it at parties as well, or if some chubby black chick starts molestering your hair on a bus.

[LyricalGomez]

Now never go see a movie with Chris Rock, that I will agree upon. His humor doesn't transfer over to film, except for supporting roles and cameos like in Dogma & Jay Silent Bob S.B.

Why was Lethal Weapon 4 not mentioned? And you call yourself a blockbuster employee

[The Jays]

Use it at parties as well, or if some chubby black chick starts molestering your hair on a bus.

...mmmmmmmmm, hair
:eats hair:
mmmmmmmm

[LyricalGomez]

:30:

[Danked]

Ha ha, Jays! I get it. That's great.

[diceisgod]

...if it ain't white it ain't right.

[Jack]

Pain is only funny when it happens to somebody else.

[Suzie]

don't deal drugs on message boards.

[Gooch]

speaking of which... :thumbs-up:

[Arpikarhu]

ugh!

[Gooch]

need some Coke, arp? ;-)

[Arpikarhu]

i dont drink it. too much sugar and caffeine.

[GonzoStyle]

don't deal drugs on message boards.

First learn to live by that rule.