A Price on Taking it in the Ass?

[DGW]

so alkey is looking for a date?

[Keyser Soze]

i wouldnt put it past him.

[DGW]

i think roses would be a start

[Keyser Soze]

start by taking me out to dinner and a movie.

[drusilla]

hmmm :13:

[DGW]

trow a burger down yer throat and rent a porn?

[Sir O]

i think roses would be a start

That reminds me of a little story...

A man goes to the proctologist, complaining of pains in his ass. Doc says "ok let's have a look" and the man assumes the position. He straps on his gloves and begins the examination, and immediately pulls a rose out of the patient's ass.

"Wow, I can see why you were in pain."

"Yeah, in hindsight, I should've used carnations."

The doctor shrugs, and resumes his inspection. He discovers a second rose, then a third, and so on, until a dozen long stem roses have been successfully removed from his patient's ass. He says, "I may be overstepping my bounds as a physician, but I have to ask, what were you doing with a dozen roses in your ass?"

The patient turns his head, he smiles and says, "I guess you haven't found the card I wrote you."





Ok yeah, that sucked...

[Keyser Soze]

hmmm :13:

:crackhead:

[DGW]

i doubt the card smellz like roses

[Hottie]

You can get paid for that??? I've been duped.

[The Jays]

Do you get duped often?

[Hottie]

How much is a house in Maui? And specify "often"?

[Gooch]

Often: do you do anal?

[Hottie]

Once doesn't make it often. You of all people should support that theory.

[Gooch]

Couple of more times, and then it'd be a little easier, tight ass. :thumbs-up:

[Hottie]

Thank you for sharing that. Good luck with him.

[Gooch]

ahh, jealousy will get you nowhere. Keyser is just a sex object. He's doesn't mean anything to me.

[Hottie]

I don't do sloppy seconds. Whore.

[Gooch]

Actually, you'd be thirds. Know your place. :10:

[Keyser Soze]

who is this whore?