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I haven't eaten in a day and a half - I'm serious
#1
I didn't eat anything all day yesterday and I have yet to eat today.

I had some soda, but no actual food. Not a morsel. Not a candy bar. Not a pretzel. Not a piece of gum.

I don't really know why. I woke up late yesterday and never had breakfast. I ended up getting sucked into some stuff during the afternoon and then watched a movie, and by the I looked up and realized it was 9:00 and I was dying of hunger, but decided against eating since I was probably going to go to bed in a few hours anyway and I would just deal with it.

Then I woke up today and realized that even if I did want food, I don't have any in my house other than some soup, and I'm too lazy to go out and get food, and I'm too cheap to order in.

So I may never eat again.
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#2
Tape worm maybe?
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#3
You don't need drugs to hallucinate. Keep us updated on your experiences. This could be fascinating.



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#4
maybe you'll dry heave soon
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#5
tape worm makes you more hungry, fool.

I found a cheesy goldfish behind my desk, but I wasn't even tempted to eat it.
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#6
you should get a chicken pizziola
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#7
Fasting is good for the soul, if you have one.
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#8
I had a Chicken Pizziola and i have to advise all NOT TO EAT IT. HEART BURN ATTACK. I recommend the Wendys dollar menu.
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#9
they make the chicken Pizziola wrong in Boston. They don't have a special tin for the special zesty italian sauce. They take a ladle and scoop sauce from the meatball tin. It vexes me terribly.
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#10
Thats what they did here in CT also. Used sause from the meatballs. The only way to go at Subway is a nice BMT loaded with toppings.
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#11
You mean those Daggo's in Boston don't know how to make the 'gravy'?
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#12
what about vinny testa's?
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#13
i just had a bowl of frosted flakes
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#14
I wish I had frosted flakes, and milk, and a clean bowl
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#15
I'll bet Charlie never misses a meal.
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#16
New Thread - I'm not eating lunch today
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#17
I just had a moist oatmeal cookie. MMMMMMM..... good.
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#18
I almost broke down and ate something.

But I'm going to watch a movie instead.
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#19
just call dominos or something
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#20
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a snickers.
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