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DOOOOOOD
#1
I french kissed a girl last night.
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#2
Did she have a big penis?
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#3
nobody cares about me getting to first base on my first night in New York.

I am a stud.
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#4
Anyone can get to first base on any night in New York. You just have to be willing to be much less discriminating. I assume she was either hideously ugly or incredibly fat.
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#5
so, when are we going out for drinks?
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#6
Galt is a sexy man.
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#7
I thought we were meeting at the Olive Garden.
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#8
She was neither fat nor ugly. She did, however just end her engagement a month ago and should have gotten married a week ago. So she was nice and vulnerable. Plus he friend ditched her.
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#9
Le Figaro
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Galt Wrote:She was neither fat nor ugly. She did, however just end her engagement a month ago and should have gotten married a week ago. So she was nice and vulnerable. Plus he friend ditched her.
and you only got to 1st with her?
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#11
Quote:I thought we were meeting at the Olive Garden.
i was talking to galt. figure i should hit on him now. being that he's a stud an all



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#12
he's not as studly as the guy in my avatar
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#13
I will take Galt on the town and we will have the women clawing at our pant legs.
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#14
You probably got that far because her fat, shit breathed friend wasn't there to cock block you.
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#15
can I come and take the leftover girl with bad acne?
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#16
You wouldn't know what to do with her.
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#17
IrishAlkey Wrote:I will take Galt on the town and we will have the women clawing at our pant legs.
Only because they will slipping in thier own vomit.
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#18
Quote:can I come and take the leftover girl with bad acne?
are you old enough yet?



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#19
You are all just jealous that I have french kissed a girl and you probably haven't.
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#20
Alkey french kisses vaginas.

You'll have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat that.
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