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		i need a nail clipper so bad. my toessss. i HATE having long toe nails. by long i mean not clipped so short im in pain for a day. i bite my nails the second there is something to chomp onto. if i could i'd bite my toes too but i'm not that flexible. GOD DAMMIT WHY DID I FORGET TO BRING A NAIL CLIPPER TO SCHOOL. im gonna walk to the store and buy one tomorrow. maybe i'll get a slurpee too.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		don't forget the blueberry creme coffee.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		fuck you to my long toe nails!!!
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I haven't cut my toenails in a while but they don't look all that long
	
	
	
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		i cut mine yesterday
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		Cut them asap, the RIAA is tracking you through them.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		no way, I've heard that the RIAA has bugged toenail clippers to read your computer files. I say leave them be.
	
	
	
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		The RIAA puts the bugs in the softserve machine in Hybrid's school cafeteria, everytime he has a cone a bug is implanted inside his body.
you are so busted, you and the 12 year old girl are gonna share a cell for 200 years.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		at least she'll be legal in 6 years
	
	
	
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		i hate that.  i go for pedicures quite often
	
	
	
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		want to come do my nails dru?
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Soak your feet in water for a few hours then rip the toenails off and then soak your exposed toes in alcohol to prevent infection...
	
	
	
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