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		in my hallway at my dorm there's this magical vending machine
it has white castle cheeseburgers and chickenburgers, hot pockets, and nesquick.
but it's not working right now  :angry:
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I bet no one gets the hot pockets.
	
	
	
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		there are these small pizzas too
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		The Jays Wrote:how is it magical?
sadjghsjdalkgjsandg.ng what???
	
 
	
	
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		how is it that you manage to come up with the most un-funny attempts at humor?
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		A MAGICAL GIFT???????????????????????????????????
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		i put the money in but only to see it say "please make another selection"
so i make another selection
then you know what happens?!@?!!??!?
"please make another selection"   :disappointed:
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I had a magical coffee machine that whenever you typed "E7" it would make a small coffee.  For free!
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I can get the jukebox to play rockin hits with simply a slap of the hand
	
	
	
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		That was before you jumped the shark.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I don't think its broken, I think all its yummy contents have just been sold out.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		but i can see the yummy contents through the glass or plastic or whatever it is
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I think it's fucking with you.  Slap it with Sleeper's magic hand.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		you can get shit free from vending machines by rocking them.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I love the magic ones. One time I put a dollar in and it disappeared.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		do they come out hot or just in the package where you then have to take it to your room to heat it.