I was returning a library book today

[The Jays]

Yesterday morning, I had rushed to pack my bags for my return to my apartment in Buffalo. In my rush, I placed my porno dvd's in the front pocket of my laptop bag.

Unbeknownst to be, because I was stoned at the time, I had a library book in there.

So, today, I go to the library to return some other books. The one in the front pocket was taken out from another campus library. As I returned my books, I inquired if I could return a book from another library, and they said sure, so I reached into my pocket and took out the book.

As I handed it to her, a dvd disc was stuck inside the pages of the book, facing down. I immediatly grabbed the disc, and put it in my bag. None of us saw which cd it was.

When I got home, I checked. It was my "Black Girls Caught From Behind" disc. I'm glad that they never knew.

I've removed all porno discs from my school bags and such.

[Galt]

I DIDN'T READ THIS!!!!! Ah aha h hHAhaha HAa ha hh

[The Jays]

Son of a bitch. You get my hopes up..

[Galt]

I didn't read your reply!!!!!!

This is fun!

[The Jays]

I guess.

[Galt]

Now, I've read the initial posts and all of your replies.

[Goatweed]

I lost my library card over 10 years ago - and haven't stepped foot in once since (except for the CSI library, but that doesn't count since it wasn't a piblic library - and it sucked balls).

[QuickStop]

i actually read this post. you should have lied and said everyone saw the porn.

[The Jays]

That's not lying. This is lying.

As I handed it to her, a dvd disc was stuck inside the pages of the book, facing down. I immediatly grabbed the disc, and put it in my bag. None of us saw which cd it was.

[Keyser Soze]

jays has jungle fever

[Goatweed]

if the library had porn, I'd probably reapply for a card.

[GonzoStyle]

I still haven't returned my "curious george goes to the zoo" book that I got on a field trip to the library when I was in the 2nd grade.

[Goatweed]

theyr'e gonna come after you for the late fees - librarians never forget.

[GonzoStyle]

20 years at 5 cents a day...

we better get crackin on them t-shirts.

[Galt]

$ 841.67

[The Sleeper]

way to deprive a kid of entering the wonderful world of curious george.

[Silera]

I still haven't returned my "curious george goes to the zoo" book that I got on a field trip to the library when I was in the 2nd grade.

I'd say that was the best one of the series.

[HedCold]

detective bookman is going to get you. you probably drew peepees and weewees all over poor george

[Keyser Soze]

the greatest book i ever borrowed from the library was GOOD TIMES, i never returned it, i still have it. it fucking rules!

[The Jays]

scandelous