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I had a frightening dream last night
#21
Last night, I had a dream about this man in a red and green sweater. And he had these long fingernails. They were knives.
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#22
1. You dream that black people tell you what to do?
2. That's definitely a sign that you feel inferior
3. I don't have wet dreams anymore. I've found that I'll shoot in the dream but nothing in real life. I think it might have to do with a time last month when I dreamt I was falling, and then died, realized I was dead, and then woke up, but didn't die in real life. I broke the circle
3b. I've sometimes realized I was dreaming while in the dream, but and maybe controlled a bit, but then after that I forget. Since I'm half awake, I tend to realize those dreams most.
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#23
Quote:I think it might have to do with a time last month when I dreamt I was falling, and then died, realized I was dead, and then woke up, but didn't die in real life. I broke the circle
that's happened to me more than a couple times
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#24
I was having a really weird dream a few days ago. Knowing I wouldn't remember it, I decided to write down what it was about. Then I fell back asleep, woke up and forgot that I had written anything down. Now, a few days later, I found the piece of paper and all that it says on it is:

home depot
ratchet set
box age lines (or square age lines; I drew a square)
free carvel
he-man baseball

Needless to say, I have no idea what this dream was about.
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#25
I hope to incorporate many of these images into my dreams tonight.
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...like that cut on the roof of your mouth
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#26
I hope to incorporate you into my dreams tonight... :10:
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#27
2 tired 2 give N F Wrote:I hope to incorporate you into my dreams tonight... :10:
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!
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#28
You mock me?
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#29
2 tired 2 give N F Wrote:I hope to incorporate you into my dreams tonight... :10:
Jays these are the lines you should use to pick up the chicks
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#30
not bad!
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#31
2 tired 2 give N F Wrote:I hope to incorporate you into my dreams tonight... :10:
good OAS parody post!
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#32
I had many a funny observation at this broad's memorial service today. I also wanted do the doubly-mean thing and grab her 9 month old infant son, and then spike him on the alter and do a touchdown dance.
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#33
I had a dream last night about J-lo and her sister and some other hot piece of ass. I woke up before I got to bang them!!! Damn me to hell!!!!
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The spooks come out at night.
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#34
Yeah, that was Ben Affleck. Good thing you punched out.
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#35
Galt Wrote:I had many a funny observation at this broad's memorial service today. I also wanted do the doubly-mean thing and grab her 9 month old infant son, and then spike him on the alter and do a touchdown dance.
You shoulda stabbed it with a fork
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#36
And skull fucked it
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#37
That's just foolish. There were hundreds of people around, how would that even be possible? Way to take the joke too far.
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