The battle between blackie and whitey.

[Mad]

Very little mayo though.

People who like lots of mayo should just have that crap pumped into their veins.

[Goatweed]

in lieu of mayo there are those "sandwich spreads", like Miracle Whip. mmmm, that's good eatin'!!

[Mad]

What is in that stuff?

[Keyser Soze]

miracles!

[Goatweed]

and lots of oil, I think - I tasted it once, it was awful.

[2 tired 2 give N F]

Fluff and Peanut Butter...nuff said.

[Mad]

Fluff and Peanut Butter...nuff said.

Sugar and sugar and fat with some protein. Sounds very healthy.

[Goatweed]

I remember making my own peanut butter in school, when I was a kid - it was delicious.

[Splatterpunk]

Marshmallows have corn syrup and vanilla and sugar in them and that's it. If you don't pay attention to the exact temperature when you heat this toxic amount of sugar you get that "Fluff" concoction. If you watch the temperature, you can make it puffy like marshmallows usually are. Melt enough sugar and it's so sticky you have to coat everything you touch it with with corn starch or it's eternally stuck like super glue. You could probably make a hammer out of it if you left it out to completely dry.

[Galt]

Is this thread about how you all eat disgusting shit that pollutes your bodies like Mayo, butter, and cheese?

The only quality condiment is salsa!

[Rooner]

swiss and brown mustard... you don't put mayo on ham!!!

Everyone knows darkies dont put mayo on anything Laz.

[Goatweed]

is that really a condiment though? it's more of a salad than anything else.

[Splatterpunk]

Salsa isn't salad

[GonzoStyle]

I hate you all for ruining blackie and whiteys thread.

[Kid Afrika]

Awww, poor gonzy... it was a good story.

As for the mayo debate, if you put mayo on a tuna sandwich, you have issues. Tuna salad is made of tuna and mayo (and some onion and celery), there is no need to add mayo to it. The only sandwich that needs mayo is a club sandwich and even then only the tiniest amount.

[Weird NJ]

Tuna sub with american cheese, onions, tomato, oil, vinegar and oregano. MMmmm...

[Kid Afrika]

Yeah, you lost me after the cheese part.

[Goatweed]

I meant mayo in the tuna, not mayo on top of the tuna that already has mayo.

Subway always tries to add more mayo to my footlong tuna, and everytime I gotta tell the dude "no thanks".

[crx girl]

yeah, tuna sandwich already has mayo as a given, which my cat happens to love. actually when i make tuna salad i drain out the water and she drinks it. you should go hang out on eric's porch in the spring, he's got blackies, whities, brownies, greyies and all kinds of mixes in his yard.

but mayo's good on a blt or a turkey club, although honey mustard will do too.

[The Sleeper]

hot sauce