Now they'll know better!!!

[GonzoStyle]

I really got no sleep last night and I really got swamped with phone calls for a 30 minute period, I musta had a dozen calls and was trying to balance them all. I finally am almost done when the guy who sits across from me says "hey try this" and I take a lolipop and put it in my mouth, I keep it there till I get off the phone.

I get off the phone and he's staring at me, he was actually just joking. It was his lolipop that he was already sucking on. He does shit like that, he'll say or do something weird outta nowhere. So to weird me out he tried offering me a lolipop he was obviously sucking on but I was too preoccupied to have noticed.

Most guys I guess would have been weirded out in my place and not only throw the lolipop away but go gargle but not me ofcourse. I showed that fucker up!!!! Now they finally know who they are dealing with!

[Keyser Soze]

let that be a lesson to him!!!

[Goatweed]

that's just nasty. ew.

[GonzoStyle]

I gotta let them know what the gonzo is all about, ya heard!!!

[Goatweed]

you're all about swapping spit with other men?

[GonzoStyle]

If you don't know by now, I can't learn ya it.

[Goatweed]

trust me, I don't wanna learn.

I don't think I wanna eat lollipops anymore, either.

[Rooner]

Goats a sissy.

[Goatweed]

if sissy = heterosexual, then yes.

was it a blowpop at least? then you can try & save face by saying you did it for the gum.

[TheGMANN]

What flavor was it ?

[GonzoStyle]

coconut!

[Rooner]

if sissy = heterosexual, then yes.

was it a blowpop at least? then you can try & save face by saying you did it for the gum.

Its perfectly hetero to swish another mans saliva around your mouth.

[GonzoStyle]

we just shared a lollipop it's not like I sucked his cock!

[Goatweed]

we just shared a lollipop it's not like I sucked his cock!

suppose he sucked a cock before he started eating that lollipop, though...

[Rooner]

Now THATS a quandry.

[Goatweed]

indeed

[GonzoStyle]

fuck do I care, do you think of who a person could have just jerked off when you shake hands with them? That's just nonsense.

[Keyser Soze]

tell that to the donald

[Goatweed]

I'm gonna jerk off twice & shake your hand next time I see you.

[Danked]

You're going to make a point of running into the bathroom to jerk off when you see his car pull up?