12-28-2004, 11:11 PM
so i took my usual morning shit today and as i stood up i glanced in the bowl. There was blood in my stool. alot of it! i freaked out! i instantly called my doctor and he told me to come over right away. as i was grabbing my coat and looking for my car keys my sister called to say what a good time she had when we went out to dinner last night. i told her what was going on and she reminded me that i had a large helping of beets with dinner. boy, did i feel stupid! i was forced to make the call of shame and explain to my doctor what an idiot i am.
Edited By Arpikarhu on 1104275498
Edited By Arpikarhu on 1104275498
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!