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Hey! mosquitofags! - Ughhhhhhh
Luna Offline
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07-23-2002, 05:31 PM
I go out in the back yard for a whopping big 15 minutes and come back with 20,000 + 2 big welted mosquito bites.... Confuseduicide:

damn it!

:Confusedcratch*scratch:: ::itch*itch::
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07-23-2002, 05:33 PM
Saliva makes the itch go away. :-p
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07-23-2002, 05:33 PM
Sluggo's porch does the same thing to me. :crackhead:

But at least he licks me all over to stop the itch. :loveya:
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#4
07-23-2002, 05:35 PM
I don't have any mosquito bites...


but I could use a lick :-D
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07-23-2002, 05:36 PM
OK, but only if I can lick all the nooks and crannies too Spit.
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#6
07-23-2002, 05:37 PM
ok...so, I just have to lick myself now, like a cat?

any volunteers? :-D
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07-23-2002, 05:38 PM
ME ME!!!! :lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme: :lookatme:
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#8
07-23-2002, 05:39 PM
OK, but only if I can lick all the nooks and crannies too Luna.




Whoa.....deja vu. :clueless:
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07-23-2002, 06:14 PM
Dab Off! on the bites. The same chemical that keeps them away also takes away the itch.
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07-23-2002, 06:39 PM
You're such a little slut, May!
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07-23-2002, 06:55 PM
it rubs the lotion on it's skin....Calamine that is.

Luna, I hope you have something to match the pink polka dots.
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#12
07-23-2002, 07:01 PM
But Spit, I'd feel bad if I licked you. You're all spoken for and stuff.

It was just a pity lick for you.
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07-23-2002, 07:02 PM
when arpi and ken are mods it will be licks for all!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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07-23-2002, 07:04 PM
If arpi and Ken don't stop this bullshit in all the threads, they will be stuck in a very dark and uncomfortable place for a long time.

You've started threads (too fuckin many) for this. Keep it in there dickless.
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07-23-2002, 07:08 PM
Actually, I use cortisone cream on them...it seems to work temporarily.
I've never heard of Dab Off! I may have to look for that. Thanks, Dent. :thumbs-up:

On a side note...this must be my own little day from hell.
It is now thundering and lightening here and I have a dog that is petrified of such noises......
either he runs to the basement door (thinking the bomb shelter is down there) or he is up on my bed....it wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't hosed his big whooly butt off earlier... ugh... :crackhead:
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07-23-2002, 07:17 PM
Not offering a lick, but I got molested by mosquitos recently, and tried what I used when I had the chicken pox and it worked well....fill up the bathtub with warm water and put baking powder in it and soak....don't know why, but it helps.
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#17
07-23-2002, 08:27 PM
Baking powder, or Soda?
And Luna...
Your blonde roots are showing...
Dab some OFF on the bites...Rolleyes
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07-23-2002, 08:57 PM
Quote:I've never heard of Dab Off! I may have to look for that. Thanks, Dent.
Quote:Your blonde roots are showing...
Dab some OFF on the bites...

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dab = verb
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07-23-2002, 09:07 PM
Quote:dab = verb
Ya got me....ya got me! :lol:

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07-24-2002, 02:33 AM
Baking powder I think....its the kind that comes in the box that you'd stick in the fridge or put in your wash.....
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