Maynard's musical monstrosity - The last great music game

[Sluggo]

<center>DISCO DUCK



Quack Quack Quack Quack
Quack Quack Quack Quack

Went to a party
The other night
All the ladies were
Treating me right
Moving my feet to
The disco beat
How in the world could
I keep my seat

All of a sudden
I began to change
I was on the dance floor
Acting strange
Flapping my arms
I began to cluck
Look at me...
I'm the disco duuuuuuuucck

Ah get down mama
I've got to have me a woman
Ha ha ha ha ha
Disco, disco duck
Got to have me a woman
Disco, disco duck
Oh get down mama
Try your luck
Don't be a cluck
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco, Disco
Disco, disco duck
All right
Disco, disco duck
Ah get down mama
Oh mama shake
Your tailfeather,
haha aaaaaaaaaahhhh

When the music stopped
I returned to my seat
But there's no stopping
A duck and his beat
So I got back up
To try my luck
Why look!

Everybody's doin' the
Disco, disco duck
Disco, disco duck
Try your luck
Slammin' mama
ah ha ha ha ha
Don't be a cluck
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco, disco
Disco, disco duck
DY-NO-MITE
Disco, disco duck
Give me a mama
Try your luck
aaaaaaaaaaah
Don't be a cluck
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco, disco
Disco, disco duck
Disco, disco duck
Try your luck
Wave to me
Don't be a cluck
I'm so happy to be here
Disco
Thank you duck
Disco
For gettin' down
Disco, disco
Disco, disco duck
Thank you so very much
Disco, disco duck
You're welcome
Try your luck
Don't be a cluck
</center>

[BeckyDC]

"Stuck"

Psycho female blowin up the phone line
You need to tighten that screw, it's been loose for a long time
I've been slammed with some bad luck
Soon I'm gonna bring you doom with the buck, buck
And now you duck duck goose, I'm lettin' loose
With the thirty odd freestyle
Labeled hostile by my profile
Must be all the madness
You and all your tactics
Jonesin for my cash
Got to make them pockets super phat
Hey I'm a humble man
Kicking out the jams like a tramp
I'm gonna stick it like a stamp to this business
What's with all the business
I get paid to take the microphone and slay the stage
Stay away from all the bros. in my band
And all the fans and
All my friends is when the cash is coming in
Or i'll be slammin them balls to the wall
With the ink on my flesh and the yes, yes y'all
No 9 to 5, I'll still survive
I keep my engine on that amp like a Chattanooga champ
That's all we need, another bad seed
Planted on this earth motivated by greed
You wanna play that game bitch
You take a dash for my cash, it's your ass that I'm blasting
Boy you wanna play that game bitch
You take a dash for my cash, it's your ass that I'm blasting
You're bad luck, you're so...stuck
Stuck deep down in that hole again, stuck you got your brain on my green again
Stuck, you're so, you're so, you're so stuck in your head you don't even know
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
Far from suicidal
Still I get them tendencies
Bringing back them memories
That I really miss when I reminisce
Rocking back in the '80's live
My attitude to do or die
Once I was a maggot, now I'm just super fly
Bound for the boundaries
No limits G
Phat ass rhythms driven by my destiny
Your style's in my pocket
Proclaimed to regain that essence
Pressin cause i'm hostile labeled by my profile
In deed I am I am indeed hostile when it comes to greed
You wanna play that game bitch
You take a dash for my cash, it's your ass that I'm blasting
Boy you wanna play that game bitch
You take a dash for my cash, it's your ass that I'm blasting
You're bad luck, you're so...stuck
Stuck deep down in that hole again, stuck you got your brain on my green again
Stuck, you're so, you're so, you're so stuck in your head you don't even know
Aw yeah, ain't nutin' like a greedy bitch
Diggin', diggin', diggin', diggin', diggin' so deep for that green
All I know, all I know, that you must be fucked up in that head
I got a little problem, just one question, beyatch
Why, why you wanna be like that
Why, why you gotta be like that
You wanna be like that
Why, why you wanna be like that - [2x]
Why, why you gotta be like that
Why, why you wanna be like that, why the fuck you wanna be like that
Why, why you gotta be like that, why the fuck you wanna be like that
Why, why, why, why, why you gotta be
Why, why, why, you wanna be like that
Why, why, why you gotta dig in my business you fucking whore
Stuck on yourself, you are
You take a dash for my cash, it's your ass that I'm blasting
Stuck on yourself, you whore
You take a dash for my cash, it's your ass that I'm blasting
You're bad luck, you're so...stuck
Stuck deep down in that hole again, stuck you got your brain on my green again
Stuck, you're so, you're so, you're so stuck in your head you don't even know
Live on tape beyatch, don't fuck with us



Edited By BeckyDC on Feb. 15 2002 at 12:16

[Spitfire]

BAH! Beat me again by a couple seconds! :p Sould I abuse my mod powers >) :burnfucker:

<center>Macho Man
The Village People

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body... (baby) such a thrill my body
Body... wanna touch my body?
Body... (baby) it's too much my body
Body, check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand

Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man (I've got to be a)
Macho, macho man, yeah
I've got to be a macho! Ow....
Macho, macho man, yeah
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!

Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body

You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
He likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man (I've got to be a)
Macho, macho man, yeah
I've got to be a macho! All right
Macho, macho man, yeah, yeah
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All right</center>



Edited By Spitfire on Feb. 15 2002 at 12:18

[Maynard]

<center>In The Navy
The Village People

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
Learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
Study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
When your team and others meet.

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!

If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
They're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
But don't you worry 'bout the thing
For I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
Protecting the land and sea.

In the Navy...

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You! - Oh my goodness!
They want you! - What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.

In the Navy... (fade out)</center>

[BeckyDC]

Navy Bean

A navy bean is bigger than it seems put it on and don't ask what it means
Parade around
Cellophane is thicker than it seems put it on and don't ask what it means
Parade around
Shaving cream is thicker than it seems shave 'em off and don't ask what it means
Parade around
An angel wing is caugn up in the tree if you know what's best get the hell away from me!
Parade around
Oh you little navy bean oh you're caught up in the tree(navy bean)
Oh you little navy bean oh you're caught up in the tree(navy bean)
Navy Bean

[Maynard]

An angel wing is caugn up in the tree

<center>Angel With The Scabbed Wings
Marilyn Manson

he is the angel with the scabbed wings
hard-drug face, want to powder his nose
he will deflower the freshest crop
dry up all the wombs with his rock and roll sores
dead
is what he is, he does what he please
the things that he has you'll never want to see
what you're never gonna be now
sketch a little keyholefor looking-glass people
you don't want to be him
you only want to see him
mommy's got a scarecrow, gotta let the corn grow
man can't always reap what he sow
"he is the maker"
(he is the taker)
"he is the saviour"
(he is the raper)
(verse 2)
(chorus)
get back you're never gonna leave him
get back you're always gonna please him</center>

[Hey Ladi]

Misfits
ANGELFUCK
---------
Little Angelfuck
It's a shame that luck is the only thing
Did you like the fun
Did you like the times that I promised you

Open wounds on your brow
Little angel in red
She isn't loving you anymore

Little Angelfuck
I see you going down on a fireplug
Little Angelfuck
Size for everyone

Let those bastards believe
Dry your eyes and we'll leave
She isn't loving you anymore

Little Angelfuck
I see you going down on a fireplug
Oh, little Angelfuck
Size for everyone

Let those bastards believe
Dry your eyes and we'll leave
She isn't loving you anymore

[Maynard]

<center>Cake and Sodomy
Marilyn Manson

I am the god of fuck, I am the god of fuck
Virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity
Red neck burn out mid west mind, "who said date rape isn't kind?"
Porno nation, evaluation
What's this time for segregation
Libido, libido fascination, too much oral defecation
White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
Time for cake and sodomy
(I am the god of fuck, I am the god of fuck)
VCR's and vaseline, tv-fucked by plastic queens
Cash in hand and dick on screen, who said god was ever clean?
Bible-belt round anglo-waste, putting sinners in their place
Yeah, right, great if you're so good explain the shit stains on your face
White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
Time for cake and sodomy</center>

[Sluggo]

Damnit!!!
It took too long to get these lyrics...
It's in reply to Becky's...Stuck...
I'm putting them up anyway...
**edit** Hey...They still fit! lmao!

<center>GWAR

"Black And Huge"

You know I'm totally flaccid -
I'm just a limp, mega-prick
You know I'm looking for a stupid white chick
[Chorus:]
Because I'm black and huge
Black and huge
Black and huge
Black and Huge, black and huge -
All the women hate me in the porno booth
And now I see you, your there on the ground
And now you know, yeah I'm raising a mound
I'm gonna got you, make you erupt
If I could just get out of this cup
[Chorus]
</center>



Edited By Sluggo on Feb. 15 2002 at 12:38

[Hey Ladi]

Black Flag
SPRAY PAINT (THE WALLS)

IT FEELS GOOD
TO SAY WHAT I WANT
IT FEELS GOOD
TO KNOCK THINGS DOWN
IT FEELS GOOD
TO SEE THE DISGUST IN THEIR EYES
IT FEELS GOOD
AND I'M GONNA GO WILD
SPRAY PAINT THE WALLS

I DON'T WANT
TO SEE THE PLAN SUCCEED
THERE WON'T BE ROOM
FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME
MY LIFE IS THEIR DISEASE
IT FEELS GOOD
AND I'M GONNA GO WILD
SPRAY PAINT THE WALLS

IT FEELS GOOD
TO SAY WHAT I WANT
IT FEELS GOOD
TO KNOCK THINGS DOWN
IT FEELS GOOD
TO SEE THE DISGUST IN THEIR EYES
IT FEELS GOOD
AND I'M GONNA GO WILD
SPRAY PAINT THE WALLS
IT FEELS GOOD
AND I'M GONNA GO WILD

[Maynard]

<center>Feel So Numb
Rob Zombie

Mud bath, acrobat, a midnight drive
everybody’s slippin everybody survive
radio talk show try to project
everything you need when you gotta connect

blacken the sun!
what have i done?
i feel so bad i feel so numb yeah!
blacken the sun!
what have i done?
i feel so good i feel so numb yeah!

Sugar sweet braniac on your neck
get in to tomorrow man I gotta reflect
a blue world dream girl up the street
gotta wake her up cause I don’t want her to dream

blacken the sun!
what have i done?
i feel so bad i feel so numb yeah!
blacken the sun!
what have i done?
i feel so good i feel so numb yeah!

Jingle jangle comin gonna crush your back
well everybody want it gotta take it back
rain trash porn slash what is why
look into forever revolutionize

blacken the sun!
what have i done?
i feel so bad i feel so numb yeah!
blacken the sun!
what have i done?
i feel so good i feel so numb yeah!</center>

[Hey Ladi]

Samhain
BLACK DREAM
-----------
Who are you that taunts my nights
With darkness and reproach
Are you she
Embracing devils never to awake

Pretty pretty black dream
Give me infinity's kiss
Pretty pretty pretty black one
Your lips I hunger for
'Cause I want it
And I need it
Your tongue I hunger for
Want it
And I need it
Black dream can kiss me loose
Oh

Your existence is only that which
Causes inner pain
Cradle lifeless bodies
In the bosom of your hell

Pretty pretty black dream
Give me infinity's kiss
Pretty pretty pretty black one
Your lips I hunger for
'Cause I want it
And I need it
Your tongue I hunger for
Want it
And I need it
Black dream can kiss me loose

Whoa go go oh

Black dream, black dream, black dream
Black dream, black dream, black dream
Black dream

When you come I'll be waiting here

[Maynard]

<center>Daydream
Smashing Pumpkins

My daydream seems as one inside of me
Though it seems hard to reach through this life
Your blue and hopeless life

My daydream screams bitter 'til the end
The love I share -true- selfish to the heart
My heart, my sacred heart

My daydream dream
My day dream dream

I'm going crazy
I'm going crazy
I don't want feelings
Your feelings

I have gone crazy
Motherfuckin' crazy
I have gone </center>

[Hey Ladi]

PUMPKIN HEAD
------------
Now this is a story of a good man named Ed
Left his son for a moment, returned, found him dead

Recalls a tale as a boy he was told
Of an evil witch so wicked, so old
So seeks a farmers advice he will not give
His oldest son knows just where the witch lived

He took Ed there but refused to go in
The boy knew what was about to begin
She has the power to avenge the dead
It costs your soul, now come with me, Ed

I'm gonna take you where your body will lie
I'm gonna take you there my friend
I'm gonna show you where your life will end
I'm gonna bring you here again

Dig up this grave, the old lady said
The thing we need lies here dormant, sleeping with the dead
You understand what you ask of me
Not even death can set your soul free

I cast this curse and you will find
An evil darkness deep inside your vengeful mind
God damn you to hell (to hell) he could not restrain
He already has some, the witch did explain

I'm gonna take you where your body will lie
I'm gonna take you there my friend
I'm gonna show you where your life will end
I'm gonna bring you here again

Pumpkinhead
Pumpkinhead

I'm gonna take you where your body will lie
I'm gonna take you there my friend
I'm gonna show you where your life will end
This curse I cast, you're Pumpkinhead!

Keep away from Pumpkinhead
Unless you're tired of living
Stay away from Pumpkinhead
Because he is unforgiving

[BeckyDC]

Fuck You (An Ode to No One)
Smashing Pumpkins

I'm never coming back
I'm never giving in
I'll never be the shine in your spit
I'll disconnect the act
I'll disconnect the dots
I'll disconnect the me in me
And you're mistaking, it's you that's faking
Living and breathing and dying too
This message is for anyone who dares to hear a fool
You can't bring me back, you can't bring me back
Cause I give it all back to you
Thru sacred alleys, the living wrecks
Wreak their havoc upon this world
The disenchanted, the romantics
The body and face and soul of you is gone down that deep black hole
Destroy the mind-destroy the body-but you cannot destroy the heart
And you, you make it so I need to disconnect
And you make it so real
I don't need your love to disconnect
To runaround kids in get-go cars
With vaseline afterbirths and neon coughs
Galaxies full of nobodies
Giving us the farewell runarounds
I took a virgin mary axe to his sweet baby jane, lost my innocence to a no good girl,
Scratch my face with anvil hands, and coil my tongue around a bumblebee mouth
And I give it all back to you
No way, I don't need it, I don't need your love to disconnect
And you make it so real, I don't need your love to disconnect
No way to disconnect
And you make it so real
I don't need your love to disconnect
No way to disconnect

[Spitfire]

<center><font color=green>Sugar
(System of a Down)

The kombucha mushroom people,
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray, (sugar)

Well I'm not there all the time you know
Some people, some people, some people,
Call it insane, yeah they call it insane, (sugar)
I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport,
With a bullet called life, yeah called life,(sugar)

You know that every time I try to go
Where I really want to be,
It's already where I am,
Cause I'm already there?.(sugar)

The kombucha mushroom people,
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray, (sugar)

I got a gun the other day from Sako,
It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket,
Yeah, right in my pocket, (sugar)
My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes,
And I just kick her, and then she's O.K. ,she's O.K.(sugar)

People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking brains, my brains (sugar).

The kombucha mushroom people,
Sitting around all day,
Who can believe you,
Who can believe you,
Let your mother pray~,

I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music,
Just anger, I've killed everyone,
I'm away forever, but I'm feeling better,
How do I feel, What do I say,
Fuck you, it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
Fuck you, it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
How do I feel, What do I say,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away,
In the end it all goes away.</center></font color=green>

[BeckyDC]

SPIDERS
System of a Down

The piercing radiant moon,
The storming of poor June,
All the life running through her hair,

Approaching guiding light,
Our shallow years in fright,
Dreams are made winding through my head,

Through my head,
Before you know, Awake,

Your lives are open wide,
The V-chip gives them sight,
All the life running through her hair,

The spiders all in tune,
The evening of the moon,
Dreams are made winding through my head,

Through my head,
Before you know, Awake

(SOLO)

Through my head, through my head.
Before you know,
Before you know I will be waiting, all awake,

Dreams are made winding through her hair,
Dreams are made winding through her hair.

[Maynard]

BAH! Becky! You beat me. PFFT!

<center>SPIDERWEBS
No Doubt

You think that we connect
That the chemistry's correct
Your words walk right through my ears
Presuming I like what I hear

And now I'm stuck in the web
You're spinning
You've got me for your prey...

Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I'll call you back
A likely story, but leave a message
And I'll call you back

You take advantage of what's mine
You're taking up my time
Don't have the courage inside me
To tell you please just let me be

Communication, telephone invasion
I'm planning my escape...

And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

Now it's gone too deep
You wake me in my sleep
My dreams become nightmares
'Cause you're ringing in my ears

And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls
</centeR>



Edited By Maynard on Feb. 15 2002 at 1:15

[Hey Ladi]

I love them! (system)

edit: oo, same time, do I get beer or sex?

system of a down
Psycho

Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
Psycho groupie coke
Makes you high makes you hide
makes you really want to go, STOP
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
Psycho groupie coke
Makes you high makes you hide
makes you really want to think and stop
stop your eyes from flowing
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
Psycho groupie coke
Makes you high makes you hide
makes you really want to go, STOP
Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
Psycho groupie coke
Makes you high makes you hide
makes you really want to think and stop
stop your eyes from flowing out
so you want the world to stop
stop in and watch your body fully drop
from the time you were a
psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
so you want to see the show
you really don't have to be a ho
from the time you were a
psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
Psycho groupie coke
Makes you high makes you hide
makes you really want to go STOP
psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy
psycho groupie coke
do you really want to think and stop
stop your eyes from flowing out
so you want the world to stop
rushing to watch your spirit fully drop
from the time you were a
psycho, groupie, cocaine crazy
so you want to see the show
you really don't have to be a ho
from the time you were a
psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy



Edited By Hey Ladi on Feb. 15 2002 at 1:15

[BeckyDC]

Buckcherry
Lit-Up


Oh yeah
Ya wanna find it
Come on yeah

I'm on a plane, with cocaine
And yes im all lit up again
Cough up love, and touch up
Your mama said packing lines is sin

And yes I'm all lit up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all, lit up again, flying
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, mama can you wait, yeah

I'm on a train, and ride on
You know the train is staying off the track
I'm in touch love, from this crutch
Well you're in tempt of money, I'm on eleven

And yes I'm all lit up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all, lit up again, flying
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, mama can you wait
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, oh can you wait long?

Well crack the door for the curious girl cause she's been waiting, she's been waiting
Chop a line for athe fending man cause he wants one
You know, you know you got to, can you feel it can you feel it tonight, are you high love, tell me are you fucking high?
In the moment you are just so right
You're right love, are you right love?

And yes I'm all lit up again
On the couch, in my bed
And yes I'm all, lit up again, flying
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, mama can you wait
I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine
Mama can you wait, oh can you wait long?

Oh yeah
Don't wanna fight that
Alright, yeah
Yeah