02-13-2003, 04:08 AM
1. Nobody likes Tom Waits. People just say they do because they think it makes them sound hip and intellectual.
2. Say what you want about Cheap Trick, "Surrender" is still a cool song.
3. The Donnas are the Ramones without the sense of humor or irony.
4. Women only say they like Janis Joplin because they think it makes them seem rebellious. None of them actually own a Joplin CD.
5. The last 10 years of country and western is really just pop music with a twangy accent.
6. For the record, Billy Joel sucks! He write pablum puking crap pop music.
7. Sting,Bono,and Streisand have all made the same mistake. They think fame equals intelligence.
8. If Kylie,Britney,Madonna,Shania,and Gwen didnt have great bodies they would be waiting tables.
9. Elvis Costello is the best rock lyricist ever. period.
10. QOTSA couldn't get arrested before Dave Grohl, and now that he is gone will return to that status.
11. Punk ended 15 years ago. let it go.posers!
12. Run DMC's "King of Rock", was the pinnacle of rap.
13. If it wasnt for mullet headed jersey teens and thier like there would be no heavy metal. You hate your parents and are bored, we get it.
14.If you are in a bar and play any track from "Bat Out of Hell" on the jukebox you are a fucking loser and should be beaten to death with your own limbs.
15. Same is true if you yell, "get fucked, get laid!!" when listening to "Mony Mony" by Tommy James and the Shondells.
16. Forget the age and the crappy new music, Springsteen and the Stones are still give the best arena shows.
17. WFUV is New York's best music station by far.
18. Anyone who thinks Eddie Van Halen belongs in a list of the top 20 guitar players knows nothing about guitars or how to play them.
19. Prince is the best studio producer ever.
20. Phish sucks.
2. Say what you want about Cheap Trick, "Surrender" is still a cool song.
3. The Donnas are the Ramones without the sense of humor or irony.
4. Women only say they like Janis Joplin because they think it makes them seem rebellious. None of them actually own a Joplin CD.
5. The last 10 years of country and western is really just pop music with a twangy accent.
6. For the record, Billy Joel sucks! He write pablum puking crap pop music.
7. Sting,Bono,and Streisand have all made the same mistake. They think fame equals intelligence.
8. If Kylie,Britney,Madonna,Shania,and Gwen didnt have great bodies they would be waiting tables.
9. Elvis Costello is the best rock lyricist ever. period.
10. QOTSA couldn't get arrested before Dave Grohl, and now that he is gone will return to that status.
11. Punk ended 15 years ago. let it go.posers!
12. Run DMC's "King of Rock", was the pinnacle of rap.
13. If it wasnt for mullet headed jersey teens and thier like there would be no heavy metal. You hate your parents and are bored, we get it.
14.If you are in a bar and play any track from "Bat Out of Hell" on the jukebox you are a fucking loser and should be beaten to death with your own limbs.
15. Same is true if you yell, "get fucked, get laid!!" when listening to "Mony Mony" by Tommy James and the Shondells.
16. Forget the age and the crappy new music, Springsteen and the Stones are still give the best arena shows.
17. WFUV is New York's best music station by far.
18. Anyone who thinks Eddie Van Halen belongs in a list of the top 20 guitar players knows nothing about guitars or how to play them.
19. Prince is the best studio producer ever.
20. Phish sucks.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!