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		I noticed this today when I saw tubby take a shower... yes I know the horror but you get used to it.
 Anyway, after you take a shower and are drying off with the towel, do you dry off your face and THEN your ass and crotch. Or do you use seperate towels for the two areas? Or are you like tubby and you don't pay attention and wipe upwards and end up with a bunch of ass in your face?
 
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		Hair, face, arms, body, crotch, legs, ass.  Any other way is just ass backwards.
	 
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		I get the feeling tubby knows he's doing it and takes pride in that fact.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		sometimes you forget the right sequence, and you rub the crotch first.  If you don't catch yourself and get a new towel, you just may have to deal with water coming off of your just cleaned pubic area
	 
	
	
	
		
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		if you actually cleaned well enough what does it matter? 
and the things poor adolf has to see    
	
	
	
		
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		face first.   i mostly air dry the rest.
	 
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		I just have a big blow dryer
	 
	
	
	
		
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		this is one of the few dilemmas in the world actually solved by simply not showering
	 
	
	
	
		
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		I dry from top to bottom.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		but what happens when, you dry top to bottom, but then realize you didn't get the head as dry as you thought?
	 
	
	
	
		
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		drusilla Wrote:face first.   i mostly air dry the rest. 
do tell, start with the actual shower itself, actually just get to the part where you soap up your tits and slowly spread the suds around.
	 
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		The Jays Wrote:but what happens when, you dry top to bottom, but then realize you didn't get the head as dry as you thought? 
that's when the hair dryer comes into play, but usually I throw a bunch of gel in my hair & let it dry on its own.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		YOU GELLIN!!!
	 
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		is that a ref to the Dr. School's commercials?
	 
	
	
	
		
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		fuckin party pooper, you could lame up a lesbian threesome with jessica alba, chirtsina aguilera and some other hot whorebag.
	 
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		so I was right? and I'm the lame one???????
	 
	
	
	
		
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		come on lame o, pick a third whorebag for the fantasy lesbian threesome.
 what a fuckin square.
 
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		you know, I was just thinking that but shes not slutty enough.
	 
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