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Yoga - The Lion
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Absolutely fucking fascinating! I found a show this morning at like 5-5:30am as I was flipping through the channels and I see this gook bitch doing yoga and talking over it all soft, mellow, and in her broken engrish. Then she does this one move that was just too much, can't be expressed in words but I'll try. She kneels down, puts her hands on her thighs initially, then she extends her hands down and in front of her, rolls her eyes up and toward in the back of her head, sticks out her tongue and then growls for about a minute straight. She calls it the Lion or the "Rion". I was freakin speechless and i'm just remembering it now. I thought I was halucinating or dreaming it until I found this bookmark:

http://www.wailana.com/

I can't wait to catch this show again sometime. Amazing.
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#3
what the fuck?
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#4
that got to you more than this?

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#5
Which massage shop does she moonlight at?
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The spooks come out at night.
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#6
she was dancing this morning. amazing
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#7
I'm taking Yoga this semester, i hope they teach me this!
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#8
it's on at 5 or 5:30 am on channel wbye: Wai Lana Yoga.

Best show on tv.
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#9
She looks Hawaiian.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#10
only chicks go to yoga because they think it will help them fuck better
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#11
jesus christ, she's sticking out her tongue and panting like a dog.
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#12
my boss does yoga, I bet he fucks like a stallion.
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#13
glorified stretching
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#14
you should try stretching before you go to bed, it'll prevent any further injuries.
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