best job ever!!!

[virgingrrl]

yes you are.

no you do it.

[GonzoStyle]

I'll unzip my fly for you but thats about it

[virgingrrl]

thank you sir.

[GonzoStyle]

anytime bitch

[faceman802]

that ain't gonna help, it's still gonna take her for ever to find the damn thing

[GonzoStyle]

Thats her job, i'm out of it at that point.

[faceman802]

do you supply the flashlight

[GonzoStyle]

do you supply your wife the tweezers?

[faceman802]

not russian so I don't have the small dick phenomena or however you spell it

[GonzoStyle]

where did you hear that russians have small dicks?

You are so ass backwards today, i'm jewish too you schmuck, if you said JEW then maybe it woulda been funny.

Step it up you fuckin slacker.

[faceman802]

fuck you, they can't all be gems. ok SINderella?

[funsnapsdyno]

Milton Berle has a huge one

[GonzoStyle]

fuck you, they can't all be gems. ok SINderella?

1 fuck up in almost 900 posts in the last week, you're fucking up big time today buddy, I wont stand for it! I expect more from someone of your stature!

[faceman802]

I will not let you get away with some of the shit you've posted this week. Mamalade=orange jam? braille on a drive thru atm. don't tell me those were fucking gems, cause they weren't

[virgingrrl]

waaaahwaaaahhcrybaby.


oops, wrong thread.

[GonzoStyle]

Marmalade IS orange jam!!!

[faceman802]

WHO GIVES A FUCK

[GonzoStyle]

I do!