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Wanted to share this as you open your winter pagan ritual of good will towards buying gifts and being good consumers. I shall be eating Chinese food and watching DVDs in Jew freedom.
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.
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Jew really mean it when you say Merry X-Mas?
(Goat, see what I did there?)
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isn't it easier to just wait for Santa to drop off your balloons of Choco thru the chimney?
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Merry Christmas faggots - at the very least may you all get laid (I did YAY GO ME!!)
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i have my future mohter-in-law staying with us thru the holidays. I have a better chance of getting my rocks off in a blender. merry fuckin christmas.
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I bought my brothers girlfriend a blender for Christmas, now when she opens it I'm gonna think about you getting off with it. Thanks.
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then don't let me mention what i did with the hand blender.
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please don't - at least wait a day or so.
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damn that mel gibson, we didnt kill him!!!
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after being in my house all day while we had our christmas eve fish, i went to my friends house and my friends couldn't sit next to me because i wreaked of fish. i was like that asian kid in school who always smelled awful. i didn't even notice it while i was home.
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I was just given a rusty trombone for Christmas
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