CDIH › The Hole › Cell #1 v
Pro's & Con's of doing time at CDIH - ~~welcome to "The Hole"~~

Thread Closed 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Threaded Mode
Pro's & Con's of doing time at CDIH - ~~welcome to "The Hole"~~
FNMoron Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 3,740
Threads: 86
Joined: Dec 2003
Reputation: 0
#1
01-19-2002, 04:37 PM
Well, since it seems I'll be here for a while.... let's start a little list of the pro's & con's of being in solitary.

Pro's
* - I'm here by myself
* - you can all read my posts, but I don't have to be subjected to all of yours
* - I can finally finish reading War & Peace
* - I don't have to be subjected to Maynard and Alkey's homo love fests

Con's
* - I'm here by myself
* - you can read all of my posts, but I can't read all of yours
* - I left my copy of War & Peace under the couch in "The Pit"
* - It's only a matter of time before Alkey & Maynard are in here too
Find
Kid A Offline
Member
***
Posts: 241
Threads: 16
Joined: Dec 2003
Reputation: 0
#2
01-19-2002, 04:43 PM
Look at the bright side... we get to point and laugh at you. :lol:

Oh, and I hear the food's not bad.
Find
FNMoron Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 3,740
Threads: 86
Joined: Dec 2003
Reputation: 0
#3
01-19-2002, 04:47 PM
Kid Afrika Wrote:Look at the bright side... we get to point and laugh at you. :lol:

Oh, and I hear the food's not bad.
ooh, shit... thanks Kid... i almost forgot those...

Pro
* - The cafateria serves a wicked meatloaf
* - I get to point and laugh at everyone on the outside

Con
* - The Meatlof looks the same coming out as it does going in
* - I'm not on the outside
Find
Gooch Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 7,141
Threads: 154
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation: 0
#4
01-19-2002, 04:48 PM
How are you gonna get any weed in here?
There are four kinds of people in this world: cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics.



[Image: goochserious.jpg]





Enter Text to validate the ridiculous amount of time you spend online here. </center>
Find
FNMoron Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 3,740
Threads: 86
Joined: Dec 2003
Reputation: 0
#5
01-19-2002, 04:53 PM
Gooch Wrote:How are you gonna get any weed in here?
well, it's a good thing I swallow all my seeds... now, I just gotta find a nice planter to drop a log in...and whammy, the crops are planted :eek:
Find
WhipThisFez Offline
Senior Member
****
Posts: 362
Threads: 29
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation: 0
#6
01-19-2002, 04:56 PM
Home made brownies.

How nice.
Find
FNMoron Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 3,740
Threads: 86
Joined: Dec 2003
Reputation: 0
#7
01-19-2002, 05:00 PM
WhipThisFez Wrote:Home made brownies.

How nice.
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh... Brownies.... mmmmmmmmmmmm....
can i get a couple Girl Scouts too?
Find
FNMoron Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 3,740
Threads: 86
Joined: Dec 2003
Reputation: 0
#8
01-19-2002, 06:16 PM
ok... here's a couple more that just occured to me...

PRO
* - I have a Forum that was designed exclusively for me
* - I can whore all I want to in here & nobody can complain but me
* - I don't have to pretend that I'm wearing pants anymore while I'm posting
* - I got a nifty new SIG out of the deal

CON
* - No chicks come to visit me here Cry (where's that darned vg when you really need her?)
* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
* - my sphincter is getting itchy from the fabric on my chair
* - I got a nifty new SIG out of the deal
Find
fbd Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 4,209
Threads: 22
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation: 0
#9
01-19-2002, 06:17 PM
FNMoron Wrote:* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
you're not the only one
[Image: post-13-19895-fbd_sig.jpg]
Find
FNMoron Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 3,740
Threads: 86
Joined: Dec 2003
Reputation: 0
#10
01-19-2002, 06:24 PM
fbdlingfrg Wrote:
Quote:* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
you're not the only one
DIE! Confusedhot: faggit!
Find
fbd Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 4,209
Threads: 22
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation: 0
#11
01-19-2002, 06:27 PM
FNMoron Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:* - I'm getting sick of reading my own posts
you're not the only one
DIE! Confusedhot: faggit!
AHHH! i'm just SOOOOOOO scared of the guy behind the bars.
hey, look what i found in my pocket :fuggin:
[Image: post-13-19895-fbd_sig.jpg]
Find
FNMoron Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 3,740
Threads: 86
Joined: Dec 2003
Reputation: 0
#12
01-19-2002, 06:33 PM
you know fdbldouche, it wasn't funny in the other thread, what makes it funny here?
Find
fbd Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 4,209
Threads: 22
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation: 0
#13
01-19-2002, 06:35 PM
FNMoron Wrote:you know fdbldouche, it wasn't funny in the other thread, what makes it funny here?
what is this "funny" you speak of?
[Image: post-13-19895-fbd_sig.jpg]
Find
Maynard Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 11,878
Threads: 500
Joined: Jan 2002
Reputation: 0
#14
01-19-2002, 06:44 PM
:comes in a points at the freak behind the bars:
<center>[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]
i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
Find
FNMoron Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 3,740
Threads: 86
Joined: Dec 2003
Reputation: 0
#15
01-19-2002, 06:47 PM
Maynard Wrote::comes in a points at the freak behind the bars:
no, dummy.... that was a mirror into the future :bouncer:
Find
Thread Closed 


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)