Danked Wrote:I just got home from work and my dog chewed up a whole lot of stuff and peed on the carpet. When I found her a year ago she was very well behaved and housetrained. She only peed inside once and that was the night I first got her. Now I have to try ignore her while I can see her out of the corner of my eye moping on the couch. She knows she did something wrong, but why the fuck did she do it?
I broke my dog. I am a very bad man. :disappointed:
uuugggggghhhhhhhhh.... fighting urge to make Maynard joke.... aaaaaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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No, because if Moron makes the dog fucker joke, I will have to quote what he said again about people making that old gag here, and about beating a joke into the ground. I mean, he can't take people making old jokes about him, so I will have to whine and cry like he does.
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Fuckin' priceless...
T.O.G. about you and your canine freinds is absolutely true.
The one that pisses moron off, was started by one of your best freinds...
Kinda gets me red in the face too.
I mean c'mon...It's been around for like a friggin year...
Yours hasn't run it's full course yet...
It's still young...
There are many more mutations ahead...
Take one for the team, hell, half the people that post here are waiting for a Maynard joke!
:amf:
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Sluggo Wrote:Fuckin' priceless...
T.O.G. about you and your canine freinds is absolutely true.
The one that pisses moron off, was started by one of your best freinds...
Kinda gets me red in the face too.
I mean c'mon...It's been around for like a friggin year...
Yours hasn't run it's full course yet...
It's still young...
There are many more mutations ahead...
Take one for the team, hell, half the people that post here are waiting for a Maynard joke!
:amf:
One of my best friends? Huh?
And who do you guys think you are picking and choosing what jokes people get to make. Did you read the sign on the door?
Rule # 2: No Crying
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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Fine! You can have the bitch, but don't blame me when she starts hanging out on your front porch whenever she goes in heat and breaks out of my backyard.
<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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