So i'm sitting here thinking a thread to start

[Sluggo]

Ken is on today.

[Bondgirl]

stalking is wrong. by the way BG....the sheets on your bed dont match the red rug.

the rugs not red..its just that time of the month

[JIMMYSNUKA]

the rugs not red..its just that time of the month

another reason i love ya BG! {} :roflmao:

[The Sleeper]

That's line of the day so far.

[Bondgirl]

same here snuka...sorry if that made you hungry..i'm sure grumpys mom can whip you up a nice batch of clam chowder, or if you just squeeze out the rug, there should be plenty of cruchy clots for you to snack on

[JIMMYSNUKA]

well if you see the bloody hand prints on your wall that was me trying to climb back out the window.
your mess is much much better than grumpys mom.
grumpy's moms snatch looks like she forgot to wash off the shaving cream and decided to throw in some leftover cherry jello.

[Bondgirl]

yeah..but you still go back for seconds anyway...like you told me, there's always room for j-e-l-l-o

[JIMMYSNUKA]

of course. cant let good stuff go to waste. lol..speaking of "waste" where is grump?

[Maynard]

and I woke up in a cold sweat.

I don't think that was sweat......

[DGW]

Sweat isn't yellow.

[Luna]

1)How many pen marks do you have on your hand - NOW?
2)Guess what color pants I'm wearing.
3)I had a dream last night where I grew a second penis - What does this mean?
4)What's with all the discussion, where'd the inanity go?
5)Maynard is a turd part 8
6)AIDS in Africa: Bad?

1. None...but I do have a broken nail.
2. tan khakis
3. Maybe you want to have a threesome with 2 girls
4. No comment
5. How did Maymay become a turd now?
6. I think that has something to do with eating diseased monkeys...I don't know.

[DGW]

3. Maybe you want to have a threesome with 2 girls

Or maybe he wants 2 guys at once.

[2 tired 2 give N F]

I don't know how to feel about this. :walks away shaking head:

[HedCold]

2. tan khakis

::cough:: ahem
someone didn't read the rest of the thread

[Luna]

Ooopsie.....sorry HedCold. I was just trying to guess the answer. Forgive me?

[HedCold]

No. :disappointed:

[OAS]

That's about all I remember, and I woke up in a cold sweat.

The second one wasn't big enough either huh?

[LZMF1]

if you had 3 penises , your pants would fit like a glove.

[The Sleeper]

3. Maybe you want to have a threesome with 2 girls

duh

[Sluggo]

6)AIDS in Africa: Bad?

6. I think that has something to do with eating diseased monkeys...I don't know.

Actually, there was an extremely thought provoking article about this in Rolling Stone years ago...
The theory that seemed the most convincing was; The Oral Polio Vacc. that was being administered over there was grown using monkey livers instead of Chicken embryos...
The disease mutated from the symian form to what we have now...

I don't think I have heard a better explaination.