Summer jobs - Can someone hook me up?

[Arthur Dent]

Worked for three and half years in a deli on the weekends. Nice thing was, we got a rush in the morning for bagels and stuff, another rush for lunch stuff like coldcuts and sandwiches and the rest of the time I just stood around doing nothing.

Bad thing was the one time I cut a nice piece of finger off on the deli slicer. Healed fine, just got a nice scar to remind me to pay attention. Was talking to a regular customer, looked up to say something, and SLICE.