05-01-2002, 08:05 PM
Quote:Do you also let everyone know where you get your ass waxed and massaged as well
He hasn't shared that info with everyone yet but I am privey to it. He gets his ass waxed by following the paving trucks on the highway. he waits for them to throw down some fresh asphalt and sits on it til it cools and then gets up. Viola - no more ass hair ANDDDDDD he gets a tan/burn out of the deal. The massage comes afterwards when the cops show up and beat every inch of his body with the billy clubs.
Have a great day!