So what are we doing tonight, brain? - Guide to joining the forces of darkness

[IkeaBoy]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you will contaminate/poison United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of supernatural creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.