Our dearest friend lent - Seriously........

[Lord Magus]

Since we're discussing what can be discussed, I would like to stress that I would really appreciate it if:
A: CDIH would respectfully refrain from referring to me as a "Goth" dude, the only time I EVER wore black makeup was when I dressed up as Gene Simmons for Halloween when I was like 8 years old. I find the constant references to me being a morbid anti-social sub-culture freak obsessed with death to be blatantly false and mislea...... oh, wait...... well... umm.... at least I don't wear mascara and black victorian dresses.
B: If CDIH members are going to constantly discuss sex I demand that either Virgingrrl, Spit, or Ladi immediately come over and help me develop some content to contribute to said discussions.
7: Beer, lots of Beer
QQ: See B
and finally:
P: I demand that Grumpy's Mom be laid to rest, she's seen enough abuse. Let us instead assault Metal's Sister!!!

P.S. Read the above as if you realized from the start I was being sarcastic.. well, except for B. I meant B.