Happy fucking mothers day - There's no shortage of mothers around he

[OAS]

To all you mothers, enjoy your day. To all you feggits, thanks for choosing a lifestyle that could eventually eliminate a treasured American holiday.

MOM

You put up with my shit, I know not why
You've threatened to haunt me to the day you die
You carried my un-born ass for nine long months
And tolerated my crap as I chased young cunts
You taught me how to survive in this world
And all I did was chase women, drink and hurl
But through all of my bullshit one thing shines through clear
Get up off your fat ass and bring Dad and I another beer.