Attitude adjustment - Can people really change?

[Lord Magus]

I realize that if people would just do what I tell them too, life would be better for people everywhere.
This is why the "Magus World Domination Foundation" is currently accepting donations and volunteer work. You generous donation of time or money will help hasten the day where I am undisputed ruler of the world, as well as hastening the day your life takes a turn for the better by surrendering your will to me.
Visa/mastercard and ATM debit is accepted for donations.
Currently there are no available volunteer postions for men, once weapons have been purchased postions will open rapidly.
Women wishing to volunteer should forward a PM to "Lord Magus" listing times available, positions prefered, consecutive hours of volunteer time desired, and preference for flavored, regular, or glow in the dark contraceptives to be used.
Act now as volunteer positions will be filled quickly!! (and repeatedly)