08-04-2003, 01:11 AM
So I went to a place to calm down. I went to my health club. Not one of those places where people pump iron, tae bo, fuck you. That is bullshit. I like to go to a place where the odds are even up. My favorite health club is the internation house of pancakes. 'cause no matter what you weigh, there will always be someone who weighs 150 lbs. more than you will ever weigh. It's guaranteed, it's on the back of the menu. Read it sometime. - Lewis Black