Employee recognition - Does it tickle your fancy?

[Maynard]

My company sucks motherfucking ass. They give dumb shit at holidays, but no moral booster things. Once a year, they do a bbq, at xmas, they give you a bonus check (3 years here, and mine last year was $20), they also do an xmas party, but charge you $80 to bring a guest. They also do the occasional bagels for breakfast on other holidays. You get a birthday gift (this year was an ice cream scoop :crackhead.

Why not keep all the dumb shit and give me a $100 bonus check at xmas? There is NO moral at my company whatsoever. It just sucks donkey balls.