08-05-2003, 12:09 AM
Where do you find a turtle with no legs??? Right where you left it!!
What's the biggest advantage of having Alzheimers, you can hide your own easter eggs.
Carlins bit about the confessional and teenage masturbation are classics along with just about anything by Kinison. His starving children bit is hysterical. THIS IS SAND, NOTHING GROWS HERE, NOTHING's GONNA GROW HERE, YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERRRT!!!!!
What's the biggest advantage of having Alzheimers, you can hide your own easter eggs.
Carlins bit about the confessional and teenage masturbation are classics along with just about anything by Kinison. His starving children bit is hysterical. THIS IS SAND, NOTHING GROWS HERE, NOTHING's GONNA GROW HERE, YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERRRT!!!!!
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!!!!