Favorite Comedic Bits... - AKA - Comedy Quotes

[GonzoStyle]

Dave Chappele has a ton of classic material, one of my favs is:

I hate when women always complain that guys look at them as sex objects. Especially when they dress up in short ass skirts and tight fuckin tiny shirts. They always come at you with that bullshit "Look, just because I am dressed this way doesn't mean I am a whore!!"

I mean come on, that's like me, Dave Chapelle the comedian walking the streets in a police uniform and someone runs up to me asking for help. Only to hear me say "Look, just because I am dressed this way does NOT mean I am a police officer".

So to the some of the ladies out there, you may not be whores but some of you do wear the uniforms.