05-29-2002, 06:31 PM
Quote:also if I get a shrink to write a letter saying I need a puppy I can keep him too.Dear Polly's Landlord,
It is my expert medical opinion that Polly needs to have a puppy. Currently Polly is under my treatment for Closed Uterus Nervous Tension (Cunt). This stems from a medical phenomina that causes her lovers to fall asleep during sex. Furthermore, she also suffers from Parental Proximity to the Bathroom Syndrome (PPBS) and is unable to relieve sexual tension through masturbation in the shower.
Allowing her to have a puppy will give her some sense of acceptance in society.
Sincerely,
Polly's Shrink.
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