I have never..... - But would like to......

[Sloatsburgh]

Killed someone
Banged as many girls as I wanted
been able to understand what a woman is saying
picked up any "Hints" a woman/girl has dropped
returned to Aruba
Seen Spit's huge ass
gotten massively drunk and not suffered a major hangover
walked out of my job
won a million dollars
driven a sports car or convertable (except a Geo Jeep-type-car)
drank a glass of Dom Perigone
seen the Stanley Cup
enjoyed getting kicked in the nuts