I have never..... - But would like to......

[OAS]

Went back and compared the what I haven’t done to all of your lists. Following is my haven’ts as compared to yours. The rest have all been done. Join the military, get old and a lot of these things can be done.


Been to Australia - someday
touched a tiger, - wouldn’t mind
been to a Superbowl, - next Packer trip to the SB and I’m there.
gone to Amsterdam – want to
done peyote in the middle of the desert – no thanks
Banged as many girls as I wanted – working on it.
been able to understand what a woman is saying – never will happen
won a million dollars – keep trying
enjoyed getting kicked in the nuts – ummmm, no
had sex at yankee stadium – Amy, you volunteering?
owned a car over $40,000 – no desire too
walked naked down a public street – does running count?
told Catherine Zeta Jones that I want to fuck the life out her til she passed out – Why tell her, just do her.
jumped out of a helicopter on my snowboard – Jumped out with a parachute
become friends with the Beastie Boys – ummmm, no
Take a course on stunt car driving (there's one in Florida) Would be fun
Drive a speedboat at top speed. Close but not top speed, didn’t want to flip it
Travel all over the world – getting there.