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<div align="center">Liquor Warning for 2002

Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's
suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all containers:


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with members of the opposite
sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in your
getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause
of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and
lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a
disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps
of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.</div>



Edited By LZMF1 on June 13 2002 at 12:42