06-14-2002, 04:32 AM
I haven't turned on the TV yet, so I don't know exactly what's on. Here are my options (descrambler), lead me You can only choose one.
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Channel 21 Softcore Penthouse-type videos
Pros:
* Very hot chicks
* Very few "sex" scenes so there aren't many guys
* Slow motion video really lets me see "all of it"
* Lots of lesbianism
Cons:
* No penetration
* Scenes tend to be quite long, so if it's not a good one, I'm stuck
* All Unknowns
* Sometimes it's just cheezy movies
Channel 22 Hott Network
Pros:
* Full penetration
* Often features star-quality Vivid girls
* most hardcore of all options
Cons:
* all fake tits and tatoos
* cocks
* very small rotation of movies
* Over-the-top fake female orgasms limpen me.
Channel 23 Playboy
Pros:
* Hottest of the hot chicks
* Sometimes they throw in throwback vignettes from famous ex-Playmates
* REALLY hot chicks
Cons:
* They have a lot of really annoying shows that might be on
* Sometimes they show actual porns with all the good stuff taken out
* Commercials and non-porn related material water it down
Channel 24 Spice
Pros:
* Same top-flight porn as 22, but not as hardcore. A little more romantic if I'm in that mood
* They show lots of European porn too, and those girls are smoking with real bodies (plus the dubbing is funny)
Cons
* Penetration taken out and non-penetration material looped continuously
* The from-the nose-up angle when girls are giving head
* Lots of all-black casts
The darkhorse is that I could also surf around the Cinemax/Showtime/HBO area and see if there are any good sex-romps up that end.
They also have really hot girls, but it's very softcore, and the scenes are real short, so I'd have to risk chaffing due to speed, or not finishing within the sex scene.
Very difficult decisions that I have to wrestle with often. Please give me leadership.
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Channel 21 Softcore Penthouse-type videos
Pros:
* Very hot chicks
* Very few "sex" scenes so there aren't many guys
* Slow motion video really lets me see "all of it"
* Lots of lesbianism
Cons:
* No penetration
* Scenes tend to be quite long, so if it's not a good one, I'm stuck
* All Unknowns
* Sometimes it's just cheezy movies
Channel 22 Hott Network
Pros:
* Full penetration
* Often features star-quality Vivid girls
* most hardcore of all options
Cons:
* all fake tits and tatoos
* cocks
* very small rotation of movies
* Over-the-top fake female orgasms limpen me.
Channel 23 Playboy
Pros:
* Hottest of the hot chicks
* Sometimes they throw in throwback vignettes from famous ex-Playmates
* REALLY hot chicks
Cons:
* They have a lot of really annoying shows that might be on
* Sometimes they show actual porns with all the good stuff taken out
* Commercials and non-porn related material water it down
Channel 24 Spice
Pros:
* Same top-flight porn as 22, but not as hardcore. A little more romantic if I'm in that mood
* They show lots of European porn too, and those girls are smoking with real bodies (plus the dubbing is funny)
Cons
* Penetration taken out and non-penetration material looped continuously
* The from-the nose-up angle when girls are giving head
* Lots of all-black casts
The darkhorse is that I could also surf around the Cinemax/Showtime/HBO area and see if there are any good sex-romps up that end.
They also have really hot girls, but it's very softcore, and the scenes are real short, so I'd have to risk chaffing due to speed, or not finishing within the sex scene.
Very difficult decisions that I have to wrestle with often. Please give me leadership.