Ode to frumpy

[Arthur Dent]

Frumpy Knows -- Bubbles
Who can turn the world on with his smile?
Who's the clown that knows the score?
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Frumpy Knows

Who is the man who lay his life for his brother man?
Who can make lots of baloon animal snakes
and still make the kids cry and shake?
Where's the beef?

Frumpy Knows

Who knows the laughs of joy and the tears of sorrow?
Who prances with arms aflailing?
Who knows how to cook and prepare tongue?

Frumpy Knows

Frumpy knows, but he's not telling
Frumpy's soul wants to start yelling
about the constant fear he lives in
Day after day
But he'll never tell
Or yell
Never ever

Frumpy knows when to put a sock in it
Frumpy knows how to play ball
What's Frumpy got in his black bag?

Frumpy Knows

Clown Poetry