07-11-2002, 01:18 PM
Amazing how the one thing in life thats supposed to be great can scare the everloving shit out of you. I got a hummer from my ex and I am not kidding, I broke out in cold sweats. I thought it was going to be the end of my manhood. I had to have sobered up faster than it takes Arpi to get on peoples nerves. As a precaution, I had to hold her hair as an emergency brake. I actually convinced myself that I would be able to know in time to yank her head off before she did the devious deed. I have to stop reading Star Wars books, they could have gotten me in deep shit.
Have any of you people ever gone through shit like this? I have to make sure never to be drunk in the same state as her again.
Have any of you people ever gone through shit like this? I have to make sure never to be drunk in the same state as her again.