I'm moving to india - They'll buy anything.

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CALCUTTA, India (Reuters) - Indian police said on Friday they had arrested two men in Calcutta accused of selling bottles of cow urine mixed with cow dung and claiming they were cures for AIDS ( news - web sites), cancer and tuberculosis.

Sivaji Ghosh, deputy commissioner of Calcutta police, told Reuters the men were arrested after a complaint to police by drug control authorities.

"They were selling these bottles for everything under the sun," Ghosh said. "It was a bit surprising to see this happening in a big city. In villages, quacks sell a lot of things as medicines or having medicinal value."

Hey I got this bird shit mixed with monkey piss it cures herpes, 12 bucks a vial come on. Fuckin Ghandi died for nothing, I almost wanted to check the spelling to see if it was Indiana might have been more believable.